WELCOME TO SGT. POOPERS!
"When 700 billion germs are just wild about your yard,
their enthusiasm is contagious!“
A backyard contaminated by germs, odors, animal waste, and disease-carrying insects is no walk in the park! Our procedures and protocols protect and conserve the most precious parkland of all — the one you call home. It’s like having a park ranger for your own backyard which is why we say, We treat your yard like a National Park!®
Our maintenance and disinfection protocols are designed to safeguard human and pet health, maintain the balance of nature, and protect your land and water resources.
America's backyard may lack the glory of a Yellowstone or Yosemite, yet it's our most vital parkland. What place is more central to the life of a family, child or pet? With twelve years experience in the safe removal of toxic residues and health threats, Sgt. Poopers can solve the worst health threats present in most Dallas backyards including animal waste, bacteria, viruses, disease-bearing mosquitoes, and other pests.
Our conservation services include:
Pet Waste Removal
Disinfection and Deodorizing
Dog Waste Stations
Dog Urine Grass Spot Repair
All-Natural Pest Control
Our Conservation Rangers are well trained and their know-how goes well beyond what you might expect. Not only are we your eyes and ears on the ground watching for any problems like gas leaks, we bring life-saving skills as members of Dallas' Community Emergency Response Team. If something goes terribly wrong we are trained to save lives and property with evacuation, search and rescue, and triage response.
We work outdoors in every kind of weather so in addition to CERT training we also undergo SkyWarn training from the National Weather Service so we are alert to severe weather events like tornadoes, flooding and hail.
The urban environment is our forest floor so we also work indoors providing hospital-grade whole-home disinfection and deodorizing to rid your home of threats like Covid-19. And since electrosmog is now the number one pollutant affecting public health, our Radiation Lockdown provides electromagnetic (EMF) and radio frequency (RF) testing to mitigate or eliminate this environmental toxin. While we're at it, we'll also check your home for sources of ionizing radiation or radioactivity (rare, but more common than you think).
Our Eco-friendly approach to the problem of pest control provides a healthy alternative to toxic pesticides. Our business model puts us in your backyard weekly or even daily, so we can do things other companies just can't do. Our all-natural non-toxic pest control buffers your family against the worst pests including mosquitoes that spread viruses and parasites like dog heartworm.
However humble, the American backyard is your connection to Mother Earth, a refuge for reflection and recreation. Today, Sgt. Poopers® Conservation Control Corps delivers perfection-grade services like dog waste removal more than 26,000 times a year. Not only are we an ecological and conservation leader, we are the only conservation company of our kind in the world. We invite you to tour our website to learn more. Call us today at (214) 563-6379. We look forward to serving you in the near future!
CEO & President, SGT. POOPERS