EMF Health Emergency

EMF Health Emergency

Sgt. Poopers provides EMF and RF testing and remediation to lessen your exposure to electromagnetic radiation.

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EMF Health Emergency Introduction

Sgt. Poopers® Chartered Conservationist badgeRadio frequency (RF) and electromagnetic field (EMF) radiation are extremely toxic environmental pollutants responsible for many health problems of humans and pets. Sgt. Poopers provides radiation detection and testing that maps and scientifically measures exposure levels throughout your living environment, then provides a tailored written plan to resolve the threat and reduce or eliminate this deadly environmental toxin from your living, sleeping and working environments.

There is a calm and peacefulness in nature that has been drowned out by the raging background noise of electromagnetic radiation. Can you remember what it was like to sleep or live in an environment not saturated by electronic radiation? Maybe you've been on a camping trip outside the reach of cell towers. Maybe you've visited someone in the country. Can you remember what it was like to wake up in the morning feeling tranquil and refreshed? You should feel like that every morning.


Our Electromagnetic World

Sgt. Poopers® Conservation ArrowheadYou may be surprised to know that the earth itself has an electromagnetic frequency of its own — estimated to be 7.83 hertz (or 7.83 cycles per second). This is called the Schumann Resonance. Not only is this the frequency of the planet but it is the same natural frequency of our own brain waves. It is at this frequency that our brain and bodies operate at their optimum for peak clarity, creativity, and cognitive ability. This is also the optimum frequency for immunological response. Our brains resonate with the earth, like tuning forks — you stimulate one turning fork, the other will vibrate also. So it's not just imaginary when someone feels "in harmony with nature." Getting in touch with nature is to reset your mind because your mind is part of nature (all on the same frequency). To learn more, I recommend you watch this beautiful documentary, “Resonance – Beings of Frequency” which I have embedded in the next section below.

Image of White Rock Lake in Dallas, TexasThere is a direct connection between this resonate frequency and our health. DNA is damaged by normal metabolic processes and by external factors such as radiation. Each day these factors cause as many as one million individual molecular lesions per cell. You have about 30 trillion cells in your body. This  is how many repairs that is per day: 30,000,000,000,000,000,000.

That's 30 quintillion DNA lesions that must be repaired daily plus it must repair or recycle about half a billion damaged or dead cells per day. Through these vital repair processes, the body cures its own cancer daily. This critical repair work is activated and controlled by the production of a hormone and super-powerful antioxidant made in the brain's pineal gland: melatonin.


The Wonder Hormone

Chemical formula of melatoninMelatonin is produced only at night because that's when the body replaces all dead or damaged cells... unless circumstances prevent.

The pineal gland is light sensitive because the delicate communications required to conduct the nightly repair process cannot be done while the body is awake (due to interference from its awake-time operations). So the daily repair processes of the human body are biologically programmed to the night, generally starting around nine o'clock, but only if you are in a dark or dimly-lit environment. The problem is, the pineal gland cannot tell the difference between the electromagnetic radiation of visible light and the electromagnetic radiation of electrosmog — EMF and RF radiation from cell phones, cell phone  towers, smart meters, WiFi, Bluetooth, fluorescent lights, LEDs, miswired circuits in your house, and more.

Photo of the full moonIn the presence of electrosmog the body is prevented from producing melatonin and so the nightly repair processes are not done. Man-made EMF radiation blocks the body's ability to destroy DNA-damaged cells. When a DNA-damaged cell replicates, the result is a mutation which if not repaired could become trouble. And so the door is cast wide open abruptly or gradually to worsening health, deteriorating mental outlook, depression, cancer, malady and disease.

Now you know why getting proper sleep is so important. But please  don't take my word for it. I'm a conservationist, not a medical doctor. Do your own research: thousands of studies have linked lowered levels of melatonin with disease, maladies, cancers and even autism. There is much more to know about  this subject. But first, here's that documentary I told you about in case you'd like to watch it.


Memory Test

Do you even know or can you remember what it is like to sleep in an environment not saturated by electronic radiation? Have you ever felt the stillness of nature? The quiet of a forest? The restorative power of Nature?

Sgt. Poopers® Disinfection and Deodorizing buttonThe electronic radiation flooding our homes, cars and offices 24 hours a day is an invisible environmental contaminate. Just because you can't see this toxin, doesn't mean it's not there, so we must use special electronic equipment to scientifically detect and measure it's presence in exact locations where you spend time each day and where you sleep at night. Sgt. Poopers can test your home or office, room by room, to document electromagnetic radiation levels in each space. We then advise you on how to solve these problems to significantly reduce your daily and nightly exposure. You will receive a printed report and an-easy-to-do written program to reduce your exposure step by step.

While the telecom industry has characterized the electromagnetic radiation produced by their devices as "weak," portraying something as either "weak" or "strong" depends on what you are comparing it to. Comparing the electromagnetic power of a single brain cell to the electromagnetic power of a cell phone, is like comparing the power of a fire hose to the power of a volcano. There really is no comparison. 

Pair of tuning forksAt the microscopic level, tiny electrical charges ARE the motivating forces enabling every facet of cellular life. This is how your cells take in nourishment, burn fuel, expel waste, and reproduce. Your DNA uses tiny electromagnetic forces to reproduce itself. When we introduce massive electromagnetic fields into a microscopic environment it begets a chain reaction of biological damage in any living tissue be it human or animal, as well as the natural flora of your gut which is instrumental to your health.

Dismissing Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and smart phone radiation fields as "weak" is a mistake. On the surface, it sounds plausible but the line itself is just a sly trick of propaganda from the telecom industry. Even a "weak" EMF field is exponentially stronger than the infinitesimal electrical charges that motivate the living cells of which you are made and on which your life depends.


The Fallacy of Regulatory Limits

Image of a flagman on a highwayBig Telecom admits their products are harmful. For example, on an iPhone go to Settings > General > About > Legal > RF Exposure. They state if you put a cell phone next to your head or carry it in a pocket, you are exceeding the limit for radiation exposure. Moreover, an "exposure dose" is different from an "absorbed dose." A child using a cell phone absorbs far more radiation than an adult.

EMF and RF testing is a service delivered by Sgt. Poopers to measure the strength of electromagnetic (EMF) and radio-frequency (RF) radiation around the house and/or where you work. Of course most people assume there are "regulatory limits" for occupational and general public exposure. They assume they are protected by these imaginary regulatory limits. Unfortunately, the FCC's antiquated regulations leaves us all completely vulnerable meanwhile thousands of independent studies since the 1960s have linked EMF and RF radiation to devastating health effects, from high range microwaves to Extremely Low Frequencies. Literally, the FCC limits only the point at which microwave radiation begins to heat (cook) living flesh. Anything short of that is not regulated. 

In a nutshell, the regulations have to do with the permissible radiation from one cell phone that will not heat flesh. Real word: right this minute you probably have the combined output from dozens of wireless devices, plus electromagnetic radiation from household wiring errors, and more. There are cell towers, smart meters, cell phones, TVs, WiFi, neighbor's WiFi, Bluetooth, your car in the garage, wireless keyboards, wireless mouse, the list is enormous. Go to a restaurant and you may have the combined output from 30 or 40 cell phones in your vicinity.

And regulations have to do with making a phone call. Today, smart phones transmit on four platforms simultaneously: phone calls, cellular data, WiFi, and Bluetooth. One phone now equal to four phones next to your ear. It's out of control!


Radiation Lockdown / EMF and RF Testing

Sgt. Poopers® Radiation Lockdown logoElectronic radiation is toxic to all life. There is a light at the end of the electromagnetic tunnel. Our Radiation Lockdown provides you with three important benefits,

  1. We determine your radiation exposure in all the common areas where you spend significant time around the clock,
  2. We trace each type of electronic radiation back to its source, so you know what devices are causing problems,
  3. We show you exactly how to eradicate or reduce each source of radiation.

Our goal is to rid your living spaces of as much deadly radiation as possible. In some cases you really can just flip a switch, disable a setting, or unplug an unnecessary device and vanquish a layer of radiation. Other sources of EMF or RF radiation can take more work, but the reward of better health is worth the effort. Radiation is cumulative. So the time to act is now and luckily, there are affordable solutions for most situations.


List of EMF Health Effects

Studies have linked even low levels of EMF radiation to health damage including,

  • Sgt. Poopers® Conservation ArrowheadBirth defects (caused by mitochondrial DNA damage within the ovaries of female infants, babies and girls)
  • Genetic mutations
  • Brain cancer (adults and children)
  • Heart disease and heart failure
  • Leukemia (adult and child)
  • Miscarriage
  • Diabetes
  • Alzheimer’s
  • Hypertension (high blood pressure)
  • Breast cancer (male and female)
  • Cardiac arrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythms)
  • Cardiomyopathy (Enlarged heart)
  • Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS)
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Long-term sleep deprivation, insomnia
  • Dementia
  • Memory problems
  • Violent crime
  • Deterioration in mental health
  • Infertility
  • Ringing in the ears
  •  Headaches
  • Brain fog
EMF and "Rapid Aging" Syndrome

One effect of overexposure to electromagnetic radiation is premature aging. Your body can withstand electronic radiation for years, then suddenly it can go into a "rapid aging" syndrome making you fatigued, restless, hormonally challenged, depressed, overweight  and achy. EMF from electric wireless devices causes catastrophic mitochondrial damage due to free radical damage. Free radicals caused by low-frequency microwave exposure from wireless technologies have been linked to cardiac arrhythmias, anxiety, depression, autism, Alzheimer’s, infertility and more.

EMF and Obesity

Sgt. Poopers® Mascot, Maria 2006-2017Studies indicate that electronic radiation destroys the natural flora biome in your gut which in turn becomes a significant contributor to obesity. Never hold y our smart phone or tablet near your stomach or with a tablet or a "laptop" in your lap. If this is you, protective blankets are available to block the dangerous RF fields that laptops emit, namely Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. These blankets have a woven layer of metallic thread which shields your body from harm. Surely electronic radiation is not the only factor to the obesity epidemic, there is also the ubiquitous herbicide glyphosate, and other pollutants, but for sure this one is real and the runaway obesity epidemic in young and old parallels the explosive popularity of wireless electronic devices.

EMF and Diabetes

A 2016 study published in the Swiss science journal linked EMF from cellular technology with the run-away epidemic of type 2 diabetes mellitus, finding that students who were exposed to high EMF generated by cell towers had significantly higher HbA1c than students who were exposed to low EMF.

Reportedly, medical lab technicians model diabetes in laboratory rats by bathing them in electronic radiation at 2.4 GHz just an hour a day for 45 days—the exact same frequency as the Wi-Fi being broadcast by your own Internet router at home (which you've likely been bathing in for years).

EMF and Brain Cancer

Thousands of studies over decades have found electronic radiation is harmful. Results from a study concluded in 2007 showed long-term users of mobile phones have a consistent pattern of increased risk for tumors in the brain, spinal cord and on the nerve that connects the ear to the brain potentially causing paralysis of the face.

EMF and Breast Cancer

Breast cancer in rectangular shape from smart phone RF radiiation

Tumors form outline of smart phone in breast, from presentation by Dr Devra Davis (see video below).

Women who carry a smart phone in their bra are setting themselves up for breast cancer. Cases on record show the cancer forming at the exact location of the smart phone's antenna which is not very smart.

Similarly, men who carry mobile phones in their pockets can have significantly lowered sperm counts. Their sperm have have less vitality and motility, and three times the mitochondrial damage.

EMF and Miscarriage

Miscarriage is much more common today than many assume. This heartbreaking experience causes untold grief. Researchers in this 2002 study found that spikes in EMF fields from electrical appliances including shavers, hair dryers, and vacuum cleaners increased the risk in pregnant women of suffering a miscarriage.

EMF and Salivary Gland Cancer

It is critical to not hold a cell phone next to your face. In this 2007 study, a positive dose-response trend was found associating cellular phone users and parotid gland cancer.

EMF and Lymphatic Cancer

Researchers, in this 2007 study, found correlations between people who lived near power lines and the onset of lymphatic cancer. For example, for every year lived within 164 feet of a power line, the risk of developing one of these cancers increased by seven per cent. The results also showed that higher voltage in the power lines increased the risk of cancer.

EMF and Bone Marrow Cancer

In the same study mentioned above, researchers also found correlations between people who lived near power lines and the onset of bone marrow cancer. If you live near power lines call us, there are ways to shield you from risk. Of course the risk also applies to anyone with a cell phone, anyone with cordless devices, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, etc.

EMF and Suicide

What compares to the tragedy of suicide? In this study from 2000, a dose-response gradient was found for exposure to magnetic fields at extremely low frequencies (EMFs) and the incidence of suicide among 5,000 electric utility workers.

EMF and Asthma

A 2011 study followed 626 children established a linear dose-response relationship whereby every 1-mG increase of maternal magnetic field exposure during pregnancy correlated to a 15% increased rate of asthma in the mother's children by age 13.

EMF and Metal Dental Work

There are MANY more serious health effects. For example, habitual exposure to EMF has been linked to significant increases in the release of nickel and titanium from dental implants or bridge work, and mercury from old mercury-based ‘silver’ fillings. Metal cannot help but be affected by electromagnetic fields causing metals to leach or "cook off" into the body. There are also inquiry about EMF fields damaging the blood-brain barriers which would allow these metals to find their way into the brain, which could result in brain dysfunction like dementia or Alzheimer's.


EMF Health Emergency Videos

Dr. Sharon Goldberg (above) testified at a legislation hearing in Michigan on October 4, 2018 and provided a shocking analysis of the overall EMF problem. Here is the documentation she mentioned in the video: https://www.ehtrust.org/wp-content/uploads/Main-Points-and-References-from-October-4th-Testimony.10.15-1.pdf

Dr Devra Davis (above) is an internationally recognized expert on electromagnetic radiation from mobile phones and other wireless transmitting devices. She was Founding Director of the Center for Environmental Oncology at The University of Pittsburgh Cancer Institute —­ the first institute of its kind in the world, to examine the environmental factors that contribute to the majority of cases of cancer. Learn more at https://ehtrust.org/

In four minutes, the late Dr. Martin Blank (above), PhD of the Department of Physiology and Cellular Biophysics, Columbia University explains how cells respond to electromagnetic radiation.

The late Dr Neil James Cherry (1946 – 2003) was a New Zealand environmental scientist who specialised in the effects of electromagnetic radiation on human health. He was  the first Environmental Health scientist in the world to research and publish strong evidence that electromagnetic fields and radiation damage DNA and enhance cell death rates and therefore are a "Ubiquitous Universal Genotoxic Carcinogen" that aplifies the rates of cancer, cardiac, reproductive and neurological disease and mortality in human populations. Therefore there is no safe threshold level. The only safe exposure level is zero, a position confirmed by dose-response trends in epidemiological studies. 8 min, 42 sec.

Jeromy Johnson (above) is a Silicon Valley engineer who developed “Electro-hypersensitive” (EHS) in 2011 after extensive exposure to EMF radiation. He explains why we can't assume wireless technology is safe.

Barrie Trower (above), Royal Navy Microwave Weapons Expert, explains why female infants, babies, and children are especially vulnerable to EMF microwave radiation because it damages the DNA in their ovaries at ten times the rate of adults. More specifically, all of the 400,000 eggs in a woman's ovaries are with her at birth and ten-times more vulnerable to EMF radiation than all other DNA in the body. This means that when they grow up, their children can be born with birth defects. He also explains that due to their toxicity, microwaves were originally and are still today, a weapon. Please, if you have children, consider what Mr. Trower says.

Barrie Trower, lecture at the Open Mind Conference 2012, presents staggering evidence on the risk RF radiation poses to our health as well as the background information on the factors that allowed this public health emergency to happen.


EMF Health Warning Scientific Papers

If you ignore studies funded by the Telecommunications Industry—a flagrant vested interest—70% of the remaining studies have clearly link EMFs to human health problems.

Scientific and policy developments regarding the health effects of electromagnetic radiation exposure from cell phones, cell towers, Wi-Fi, Smart Meters, and other wireless technology: https://www.saferemr.com/2015/09/recent-research-on-wifi-effects.html

Scientific papers covering the danger of Wi-Fi in schools, coffee shops, airports and other public places: https://www.saferemr.com/2017/02/wi-fi-in-schools-other-public-places.html

Scientific papers finding adverse biological effects or damage to health from Wi-Fi signals, Wi-Fi enabled devices or Wi-Fi frequencies (2.4 or 5 GHz): http://wifiinschools.org.uk/30.html

SPIN vs FACT: National Toxicology Program report on cancer risk from cellphone radiation. Click on arrow (upper right) to expand.


EMF Health Warning Websites

BioInitiative 2012 Website

Updated in 2014 and again in 2019, this website showcases the findings from hundreds of scientists and researchers around the world who have reported significant biological effects at levels far below the current FCC standards for human safety. Their “RF Color Charts” provide insightful data from many of the studies along with the documented health effects. These RF Color Charts summarize many studies that report biological effects and adverse health effects from "low-intensity" exposure: Reported Biological Effects from Radiofrequency Radiation at Low-Intensity Exposure (Cell Tower, Wi-Fi, Wireless Laptop and 'Smart' Meter RF Intensities)

Environmental Health Trust

Environmental Health Trust (EHT) is home to Dr Devra Davis (see her video above) and serves as a think tank promoting a healthier environment through research, education, and policy. It is the only nonprofit organization in the world that carries out cutting edge research on environmental health hazards and also works directly with communities, health and education professionals, and policymakers to understand and mitigate these hazards.

EMF Center

Michael Neuert, MA, BSME, is an engineer and licensed contractor who has been helping people test and reduce electromagnetic fields, since 1992. His website contains a wealth of data for beginners and professionals alike.

EMF Analysis

Jeromy Johnson has a master's degree in engineering and had a successful career in Silicon Valley before he began to experience negative health effects from wireless technology and electrical pollution. His website helps people reduce the electromagnetic (EMF) pollution in their lives.

EMF Academy

Created by blogger, Christian Thomas, EMF Academy educates people on the growing body of knowledge and research discussing the potential dangers of EMF radiation.


Who is at Risk from Electronic Radiation?

Everyone is at risk—but some are more at risk than others.

  • Fetuses are particularly vulnerable to extreme damage from electronic radiation
  • Infants, toddlers and children have a much higher absorption rate of electronic radiation than adults, so they are seriously at risk. The Dallas Independent School District in has put Wi-Fi Internet routers in every school room, even for kindergardeners. That is child abuse. I would not be surprised if one day someone faced criminal prosecution.
  • Children in day-care, public or private schools with Wi-Fi in every course room — even in first grade!
  • Executives, staff, and secretaries in offices with computers, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth
  • First responders — police, firefighters, paramedics drive around in cars over-loaded with EMF devices, including 2-way radios, radar, etc.
  • People who live or work near cell towers, like firemen
  • Electrical utility workers
  • Stadium workers
  • Airport workers
  • Nurses and doctors
  • Pilots (aircraft radio, and radar)
  • Members of our military
  • Apartment dwellers who live near a bank of smart meters


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EMF Health Warning Summary

Sgt. Poopers® graphic from our original 2008 website

An environment contaminated by electromagnetic radiation is no walk in the park! Our procedures and protocols protect and conserve the most precious parkland of all—the one you call home. It’s like having a park ranger for your own backyard which is why we say, “We treat your yard like a National Park.”

At Sgt. Poopers our mission of returning your property to a more natural state includes remediation of environmental toxins including electromagnetic radiation. Our Radiation Lockdown Service is a fast and effective way to revert your home back to a healthy living environment.

Sgt. Poopers is a conservation company, so our protocols are based on the principles of conservation. Our approach is common-sense, holistic, always safe, and 100% effective. Our methodology works and you will see immediate results. On top of everything else, no contract is required. We do not use toxic chemistry that can harm people or pets. We restore the balance of nature and make living environments safe for you, children, pets, and beneficial insects like honeybees and butterflies. Please tour our website to learn more. If you have any questions, please call us today at (214) 563-6379. For your convenience, you may also request services from this site.

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Who does electromagnetic field (EMF) Testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides electromagnetic radiation (EMF) detection and testing that maps and scientifically measures exposure levels throughout your living environment, then provides tailored steps in writing to resolve the threat and reduce or eliminate this deadly environmental toxin from your living, sleeping and working environments. They provide both residential and commercial radio frequency (RF) testing and EMF testing in the greater Dallas, Texas area by appointment. Call (214) 563-6379

Who does radio frequency (RF) Testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial radio frequency (RF) testing in the greater Dallas, Texas area by appointment. They provide electromagnetic radiation (EMF) detection and testing that maps and scientifically measures exposure levels throughout your living environment, then provides tailored steps in writing to resolve the threat and reduce or eliminate this deadly environmental toxin from your living, sleeping and working environments. Call (214) 563-6379

Who does electronic radiation Testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides electromagnetic radiation (EMF) detection and testing that maps and scientifically measures exposure levels throughout your living environment, then provides tailored steps in writing to resolve the threat and reduce or eliminate this deadly environmental toxin from your living, sleeping and working environments. They provide both residential and commercial radio frequency (RF) testing and EMF testing in the greater Dallas, Texas area by appointment. Call (214) 563-6379

Who does RADIOACTIVITY Testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial radioactivity testing  in the Dallas, Texas area to detect exposure to ionizing radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379

I think I am being exposed to EMF radiation, what should I do?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial electromagnetic field testing and radio field testing in the Dallas, Texas area to reduce your exposure to toxic radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379

What does EMF Radiation feel like?

Some people are more sensitive than others. It feels like what it is, electronic radiation, and can cause brain fog, irritability, inability to think clearly, and serious, even fatal, diseases.

Can EMF radiation hurt my dog or cat?

EMF radiation is toxic to all life. Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial electromagnetic field testing and radio field testing in the Dallas, Texas area to reduce your exposure to toxic radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379.

I think electronic radiation is interfering with my sleep. What should I do?

Contact Sgt. Poopers to schedule their EMF testing procedure in your sleeping environment. Call (214) 563-6379.


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